Thursday, June 28, 2007
BAM 2008 in Boston?
D-Town Boy Toy wants to host the next BAM in Beantown. She has lobbied hard, shown sincere commitment, and even shared some of her mystery ideas with me. BAM is near & dear to my heart, so I don't say this lightly:
It's official: Boy Toy has won the bid for hosting Bustamunga 2008 in Boston!
Here are the particulars:
*$200/person [any less than that makes things too stressful & the budget too tight]
*The exact Saturday in October 2008 will be determined this Fall.
*When the date is set, the party will be 'on' as soon as we get 30 people who send $200 checks.
*Since I'm still wiped out from Sexy In Detroit, I'm leaving this in Boy Toy's hands [I'm helping as a consultant].
If you're IN, please voice interest here on the blog. Then wait on the edge of your seat for details on when to send your $200 check!
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
a 12 digit hello
nice work everyone on the blog. some solid entries contained within.
-12 digit pin
Monday, June 25, 2007
bustamunga = a pub crawl??????
And who are those alcoholics that were lured to bustamunga because they thought it was a $145 pub crawl????
Finally, how many of you would have come to BAM, paid $145, if you heard it described as a mere pub crawl?
I'm not sure whether to commend that BAM Veteran for his creative bait [calling BAM a pub crawl] or feel insulted! Regardless, the lure of a pub crawl brought some fun new blood to our Interactive Themed Mystery Stop Event!
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Howard CD's from your goody bags
What's your favorite track????? Could it be "...you can not down the man! He is UP.... are you trying to radacule Michael?..."
ps if you left your goody bag at the palace, please contact the Queen.
HOTT SCOTT
Many of you boys were jealous & tried to take him down because of it, too. We saw that, boys, and we stand in support of Hott Scott.
It can't be denied. A poll has been taken, and it's official: Hott Scott is, indeed, hott, according to:
*Oscar Meyer Einner
*Baroness Von Kitty Katt
*Queen Drama Mama
*Baby Bridezilla
and
*Princess Sexy But Depressed
We know there are more of you out there who feel the same way we do, too.
Let's show Hott Scott our support; especially since this name is thoroughly embarassing to him and his modest self. And because many a boy on the bus was jealous as they tried to negate his Hottness.
Let's show him it is well deserved.
Who else out there wants your name added to the Hott Scott Fan Club list?
Stamp of Approval!
Can you guess who?
*Which new boyfriend passed family (& bustamungian) inspection with flying colors????? He's a keeper, people! Line him up next to mr. puNkin!!!!
The things I learned at BAM 2007
I learned a valuable lesson about how NOT quiet an air mattress can be, when you are TRYING (unsuccessfully)to be quite...correction, I was told that I need to be more quiet....
...I learned that I prefer my meatballs with the meat...
...I learned that my deodorant is not strong enough to stand up to a good game of laser tag...
...I learned the there is too much blood in my alcohol stream....
...I learned that I really like GIRLY SHOOTERS and irish car bombs...
...I learned that BLACK bars are funny, especially when you walk in and a BROWN tune is jamming...
...I learned that not all bachelorette parties want you to go dancing with them as a final gesture to the bride...
..I learned that my cousin can take a nap in a bar, on a reserved couch, get up and keep going....you go kid!
...I learned that swinging balls of fire in a bar is lame...
...I learned that 6 blacks in a row does not increase the odds of a red coming up next....
Thursday, June 21, 2007
The lowdown on the BAM 2007
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"Things I learned from BAM '07"
*NEVER wear white to lazer tag.
*There are ACTUAL featherbowling champions!
*It's possible to channel Janice Joplin (thank you Phister) in the same venue
where cheese wheels are chucked.
*Going to African American clubs, if you are non-african american, is best enjoyed before 10pm.
"The Blind Items"
THE GOOD
*Who says blondes have more fun? The hook-ups were international & all about the brunettes. Thank goodness Bustamungians are doing something positive and mending our ancient U.S. foreign policy of 'Blondes Have More Fun'!
*Which female bustamungian was eye-ballin' Tone Aloke... not just because he's easy on the eyes & super fun, but because marrying him means a ticket into his funky fun family! Sounds like she needs to hunt down mr. puNkin and find out his secret...
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*Which bustamungian is so comfortable shimmy-ing between the bar, drinks, & men that we've added a middle name to her already fabulous feline nick-name: Wiggle Mama?!????!!!
THE ODD
*Which bustamungian gets more black with every drink, even though he has blond hair & blue eyes?
*What prominent Bustamungian wasn't done partying at 3am and kept referring to himself in the 3rd person? Then accusing #10 of trying to throw him under a bus?
*What two 'Bustamungian Pisces Chicks', were so moved by Dr. Bob's sexual energy (of Walnut Meatball Fame @ the Holistic Cafe) that they needed a brief time out?
*Which bustamungian arrived with a hangover so dark that it caused your over-active imaginations to think: 'If anyone goes missing from BAM, check HIS freezer!'?
THE IMPRESSIVE
*What respected Aunt can pole dance, with or without a pole?
*What hottie got sick midday [from an unknown cause], hurled, and then recovered without a misstep,and went right on partying?
*Which cousin mesmerized #27 & 'had him at hello', thanks to her comfortable ease with trash talking?
THE UGLY
*What Royal Family Member let insecurity rule as she refused to set foot on the dance floor at 'INTUS: Detroit's Refined Nightclub' because she was too ashamed to strut her stuff as the staff giggled & pointed at the rest of us?
*What seemingly quiet BAM attendee drowned himself in beer at Detroit's Refined Nightclub & kept covering his eyes as his friends danced up a storm, saying: 'sometimes it's better NOT to look'?
*What two professional party goers came home before midnight (a first!) due to over-excitement from BAM? Their inability to pace themselves for this event is a blemish on their record.
NO MATTER HOW HOW HARD WE TRY, WHY WON'T A SPACE BE PUT BETWEEN THESE ITEMS?
THE YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE ITEM:
Which bustamungian had her eye on a younger man, only to decide 'it wouldn't be fair to him. he's so young & I'd be taking advantage of him...'. Meanwhile, one of her same-age, mature friends, pounced on him before the night was over. Therefore: you snooze, you lose, people!
DO YOU, yourself, & you KNOW OF ANY MORE GOSSIP ITEMS THAT SHOULD BE POSTED? Please post away!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Inquiring Queens Want To Know...
*what was your favorite nick-name? [so many were GREAT, but I can't get 'Jedi Master-bater' out of my head]
*what was your favorite 'moment'? [again, too many, but I can relive Phister doing Janis Joplin at Feather Bowling over & over]
*have you listened to your 'Howard CD' from the goody bag yet?
*did anyone NOT notice the bullet holes on the bus windows & doors?
*who thought mr. puNkin enjoyed his Mouth Grill a little too much for a preppy white boy?
throw me a bone, people! I'm dying to read your banter...
Sunday, June 17, 2007
All hail the Queen...
Here's hoping to see everyone down the road! (BAM 2008....???)
Now...back to the couch.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Don't Stop Believin'
She took the midnight train goin anywhere.
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere.
Detroit:
has the most registered bowlers in the United States
was the first city in the nation to assign individual telephone numbers in 1879
is north of Canada
T minus 4 days until Bustamunga 2007 carnival begins!
Temps should be in the mid 80's and waves look to be 6-8 feet on the lake
with a nice break. Don't forget the sun scream as even the Brown people
can burn.
I Believe that:
baseball should be played on real grass
fun is a full time job
Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a hero
Orange is the new Black
First of many posts
Big Brown Sugar
Friday can't come soon enough...
Welcome to the pre-party Madness, Bustamungians!!!!
Let's blog about it! And include everyone!!!!!!!
I'm being flooded with pure joy from so many of you about how BAM 2007: SEXY In Detroit is mere days away!
How about if we chanel our excitement HERE?
*Let's help those who still need nicknames!!!
Don't be shy if you're someone who needs help. Ask here on the blog! People like Big Brown Sugar are super creative. I'm sure he'd LOVE to help annoint you with a killer name!
*Let's share random stories & facts about Detroit!
*You can start getting to know each other [using your nick-names], too!
Can't wait to hear from you, bustamungians.
Love, Queen Drama Mama